Peter Thiel's handpicked, renamed, Never-Trumper junior-senator-turned-vice-president, who never served a day in any office before 2023? That guy? The G.I. Bill Yale guy, who never served in combat, wrote an objectively disjointed and dishonest memoir, and hopped off to private equity the moment he garnered a little bit of notoriety?

The guy who will say absolutely anything, depending on who's sitting in front of him? We've got to get out ahead of this one — Gen X gets Obama, and we get...this fucking guy? Millennials deserve better. Spread the word now. Never Vance.

Product features:

100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, durable, and pre-shrunk
Garment-dyed finish for a soft hand and lived-in color
Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit for sturdy comfort
Tubular knit (no side seams) and double-needle stitching for clean lines and durability
Available S–4XL with sewn-in label

Care instructions:

Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry: low heat
Iron, steam or dry: low heat
Do not dry clean

Never Vance Tee