Mehn Tee

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Product features:
Printed on Comfort Colors 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, breathable comfort
Garment-dyed after construction for soft texture and muted color
Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk stability
Tubular, side-seam-free knit with double-needle stitched seams for clean look and longevity
Available S–4XL

Care instructions:
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
Do not bleach
Tumble dry low heat; iron, steam low heat
Do not dry clean