Make America Matriarchal Actually Tee

The best idea yet? But seriously, all jokes aside. Come with me if you want to live.
 
Product features:
100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
Side seams for a structured, consistent fit
Ribbed knit collar that holds its shape
Shoulder tape to prevent stretching
Tear-away label for irritation-free wear
 
Care instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Tumble dry low; iron on medium heat
Do not bleach
Do not dry clean